QUESTION AND
ANSWER SMS
1.. LOGIC QUESTIONS
1)When will a horse have 6 legs?
2)When does Monday come
before Sunday
3)When do you find a lot of cities
without single house?
4) How can u double ur money?
AMAZING ANSWERS
1)When someone rides on the
horse
2)In a dictionary
3)In a map
4)Show it in front of a mirror.
2.. QuestiOn Of The Year...Jab
Mohabbat Or Jang Main Sab Kuch
Jaayez Hai...To Mohabbat Main
Honay Wala MUNNA Najaayez
Kiun..? :-)
3.. Question: Take the letters
ERGRO , put three letters in-
front of it and same three letters
behind to form a
common English word
Answer: UND ERGRO UND
अगर दम है तो इस सवाल का जवाब देकर
दिखाओ.
एक कुतिया के दो पिल्ले थे,
एक का नाम था सपुन और दूसरे का नाम
था अपुन.
एक दिन सपुन मर गया, अब कुतिया का दूध
कौन पिएगा ???
4..Teacher- Tum bade hokr kya
kroge.
Student- Shadi.
Teacher- nhi,mera Matlab He Kya
Banoge
Student- Dulha.
Teacher- oho, I Mean Bade Hokr
Kya Hasil Karoge.
Student- dulhan.
Teacher- abe Mera Mtlb Bde Hokr
Mumy Papa K Liye Kya Kroge.
Student- bahu Launga.
Teacher- abe Gadhe, tere Papa kya
Chahte He.
Student- pota.
Teacher- haramkhor, teri Zindagi
Ka Kya Maksad He.
Student- hum Do Humare Do.
5.. Select An Alphabet Then I Will
Tell U K App Kis Rishtey Ki Tarf
Se Lucky Ho.....FMAZJKNRS Reply
Must. Answer :F. Cousin.M.
Parents.A.Lover. Z.Mother In Law.
J. Sister. K. Fiance. N.Best Frnd
R.Child. S.Husband/Wife..
6.. Six Brilliant Doubts:
1. If all the nations in the world
are in debt, where did all the
money go?
2. When dog food is new with
improved taste, who tests it?
3. If the "black box" flight recorder
is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane
made out of that stuff?
4. Who copyrighted the copyright
symbol?
5. Can you cry under water?
6. Why do people say"you've been
working like a dog" when
dogs just sit around all day??
7..Niche kuch alfaz hai jo india ke
city aur state ka nam batate hai
agar tumne jawab diya to ur
genious.
Translate the following in Hindi to
discover names of indian cities
and states......
1=Large state_Ans: "Maharashtra"
2=Place of king_Ans: "rajisthan"
3=Mr. City_Ans: "shri nagar"
4=Rhythm of eyes_"Ans: "naini
taal"
5=Unmarried girl_Ans:
"kannyakumari"
6=No zip_Ans: "chinnai"
7=come in evening_Ans: "aasaam"
8=go and come_Ans: "goa"
9=answer state_Ans:
"uttarpardesh"
10=make juice_Ans: "banaras"
11=Do Drama_Ans: "karnatak"
12=Green Gate_Ans: "haridwaar"
8.. Suppose Its My Birthday And
You Are Invited By Me But You
Just Have 10 Rs To Buy A Gift For
Me.What Will U Buy?Send It 2
Ur Friends & Enjoy...Reply Must
9.. For example:LOVE nahin to
LIFE bekaar MOON nahin to SKY
bekaar Fill in....RAHMAT nahin to
....... bekar..?:-)
10.. QUESTION: What is more
useful after it is broken?
ANSWER: An egg
QUESTION: Which is the most
shocking city?
ANSWER: Electri-city
QUESTION: Name two things u can
never eat before breakfast?
ANSWER: Dinner & Lunch
QUESTION: How many great men
were born in india?
ANSWER: None, only babies were
born.
QUESTION: If your clock strikes
13, what times it is?
ANSWER: Time to buy a new
clock
11.. GOOD JOKE
SIR : Water ka formula batao?
GOLU: H2O
+MgCl2+CaSO4+AlCl3+NaOH+KOH
+HNO3+HCL+CO2.
SIR : abe, Ye ans galat hai.
GOLU : sir ye NAALE ka pani hai!!!
ha Ha Ha.
12.. FRIENDS GAME...Write The
Suitable Meaning Of All Alphabets
Of My Name R=A=H=M=A=T=
13.. Only Funny Answers R
allowed
1. Zindagi kab khobsorat lagti ha?
Ans.
2. Ik pardesi mera?Ans.
3. Khalis mhbt kaha milti ha?Ans.
4. Shadi main juta chupai kyn hoti
ha?Ans.
5. Main ne khawab daikha k?Ans.
Let's se how great a sense of
humour u have!Reply fastI'm
waiting
14.. Psycho Analysis: what u draw
when have pencil in your hand?
1-Circles
2-Name
3-Criss cross lines
4-Geometrical shape
5-Signature6-Flower
7-eye and lips
8-Digits
9-Scene
then I'll tell u its meaning.
Answers:Circle-u r in tension
Names-u r in love
Cris cross lines-feel lonely
Geometrical shapes-u love journey
Signature-wnt fame...
Flower-wnt kids
Eye or lips-u love beauty
Digits-intelligent
Scene-u love fast food.
15.. Tel the RIGHT OPTION 4 ME,
:-)(1) I am . . . . . ?(, Normal, Cute,
Rocking)(2) You can't Beat Me at .
. . . . ?(Fight, Debate, Study, Style)
(3) I have Great . . . . . ?(Atitude,
Smile, Nature, Eyes)(4) My Looks
are . . . . . ?(Cool, Average,
Hot, Awesome)(5) You . . . . . Me?
(Like, Hate, Ignore, Love)(6) You
Consider Me . . . . . ?(Good Friend,
Best Friend, More Then That)
Reply must I wanna know ur views
about me.
16.. ANSWER THESE
QUICK..1.What I deserve Hug,
Handshake Or
Nothing....2.Dedicate a song 4
me?....3. Which movie u wil lik 2
see with me?....4. How will u react
if I say, I love u?
17.. Describe Three Parts of
Human Body If We Cut Them We
Didn't feel Pain...1)Hair...2)
Nails....3)Teeth, Tell The Third
Part Of Our Body
18.. Wo aisi konsi situation hogijb
ap kaho ge k,"KASH ''RAHMAT"
SATH HOTA.I am wai8ing 4 ur
REPLY...:
19.. Funny Question? Me Apko Kis
Name Se Pukaron,Ek Number
Choose Karen Phr Usi Name Se
Bulaonga,Aur Ap Mind Nhi Kr
sakte....12345678910 Reply
Must.Soch Smjh Kr...1) Sweet
Heart, 2) Darling 3) Sexy 4) Jungli
5) Dost Ji 6) Pagal 7) Zindgi 8)
Churail, 9)Dhakan:-) 10)LOvely
20.. Aaj ka Taaza Sawal?Larki /
Larkay ko Engagement k Baad
Phone par baat krni chahiye ya
nahi?Han to Q? Nahi to Q Nahi?
Reply must with Reason Plz do
not ignore.
21.. Jab 18 saal ki ladki jhuk kar
salam karti hai to uska kya dikhai
deta hai ? be positive uske Akhlak
dikhai dete hai............kabhi to
accha sochu...........
22.. Beta; papa kya hum mc
donald chal sakte hain?
Papa;han agar tum mc donald ki
spelling batao.
Beta; kuch der sonch kar papa kya
hum KFC chal sakte hain?
23.. Pathan ko sapne me ek
ladki ne chappal maari 2 din tak
pathan bank nahi gaya, bank me
likha tha hum aapke sapne ko
hakikat me badalte hain..
24.. Naukar: Sahab apka kutta to
admi jesa dikhta hai kya khilate
ho?
Sahab: Kamine ye kutta nahi hai
mera beta hai engineering kar
raha hai abi exam chal rahe hain..
25.. Question: SMS some English
words starting with letter T and
ending with letter T
Answer: Tent, Talent, Text,
.....................
26.. Question: If you had three
apples and four oranges in one
hand and four apples and three
oranges in the other hand, what
would you have?
Answer: Very large hands.
Question: How can you drop a raw
egg onto a concrete floor without
cracking it?
Answer: Concrete floors are very
hard to crack.
Question: If it took eight men ten
hours to build a wall, how long
would it take four men to build it?
Answer: No time at all it is already
built.
Question: What looks like half
apple?Answer: The other half.
Question: How can you lift an
elephant with one hand?
Answer: It is not a problem, since
you will never find an elephant
with one hand.
Question: How can a man go eight
days without sleep?
Answer: No Problem, He sleeps at
night.
Question: If you throw a red stone
into the blue sea what it will
become?Answer: It will become
Wet or Sink as simple as that.
Question: What can you never eat
for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and Dinner.
Question: What happened when
wheel was invented?
Answer: It caused a revolution.
Question: Bay of Bengal is in
which state?
Answer: Liquid
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